selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

hungarian:

how do u even make new friends

whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

frosteethesnowman:

tumblr’s all fun and games and then you realize it’s four a.m. and you have three tests tomorrow and you’ve accomplished nothing and your whole life is a lie

tentacrab:

“did you get enough sleep?”